Talk Nerdy to Me
May 8, 2011
Mom: …so I told him, you’re good looking ’cause we have the same birthday. Hahaha.
Me: I know someone with your birthday.
Mom: Oh, really? Who?
Me: A chef. You know that thing in my room I have that’s signed from Dani from my graduation?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Him. He has the same birthday as you.
Mom: Oh really?
Me: Yeah. He’s cute, too.
Mom: Oh. Of course.
Me: But he’s short. He’s SHORT!
Mom: That’s too bad.
Me: He’s also married.
Mom: I think a lot of chefs are. Even you. You know, they’re really nerds.
Me: I’m not married! Wait- what? I said, “MAR-ried” not “nerdy”!
Mom: Oh. I said nerdy.
Me: Did you call me a nerd?!
Mom: Yeah. You’re like that.