Even My Mother Thinks I’m Black
August 28, 2010
Mom: I’m gonna mop the floors tomorrow. I’m tired of looking at that black stuff on the floor. BLACK!
Me: *Points at mom* THAT black stuff!
Mom: *Points at me* THAT black GIRL!
Me: THAT black LADY! You’re rude!
Mom: I’m tired of looking at that black girl! I’m tired of looking at you! *Walks away*