April 24, 2010
Sis: [Fiancé's name] is coming over after his game and is gonna take a shower here.
Sis: Mom. [Fiancé's name] is coming over after his game and is gonna take a shower here.
Mom: That is the 3rd time you told me that. Do you want me to give him a bath?!
On day when my mom was watching Family Feud:
Me: Mom, what was the category?
Mom: You know…something you do…like, what you do to, uh, you know, for the sex.
Me: Okay, that’s enough.
Mom: *Shouting answers*
Me: AAHHHH!! Stop it!
Mom: More answers.
Me: OH MY GOSH! Stop it!
Mom: *Last answer is shown. [Which was "nothing"]. Oh. Nothing? You do nothing if you want to have sex? What’s wrong with these people?
Me: Mom, you’ve known me for almost 24 years now. Well, more cause you carried me in your belly.
Mom: Are you sure? Are you sure about that? Because when you were in my belly you were very quiet and I never had a problem.